Every other launchpad takes your SOL. GOONPAD asks for something you cannot buy. Submit the tape, clear verification, launch the coin.
Verification is manual, strict and final. Nothing you pick leaves your device.
No presale. No allocation. No team tokens. The only thing we ask for is proof, and the bar is exactly where you think it is.
Ticker, name, the whole fantasy. Takes nine seconds. Pick something your mother would not say out loud.
Proof of goon. Pick a video, hit verify. It never leaves your device. We are a launchpad, not a collection.
The council reviews every frame. Clear verification and your coin goes live the same second. Make it count.
The council. Three of them. They have seen things. We do not discuss the council.
Lighting, framing, conviction, and whether we believe you. Mostly whether we believe you.
People try. Frame 214 always gives them away. We will not be explaining what happens in frame 214.
Nothing leaves your device. There is no upload and no server: the file picker runs entirely in your browser and the file name disappears when you close the tab.
Zero. Every other launchpad wants your SOL. We want something you cannot buy.
The paperwork is the fun part. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Verification is mandatory. Pick a video file. It stays on your device: there is no upload and no server.
Do not close this tab. Our engine is reviewing your submission frame by frame.
Video is not authentic.
Verification failed. Our reviewer says the effort was simulated, the commitment was not there, and frankly they have seen better. Your coin was not launched.